how the ☯✞soft grinch✞☯ stole christmas
It appears we are bros now. writings-typings-and-whirlwinds
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
booty vs booty
I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
"I’ve never wanted to piss on someone’s face more than I want to piss on yours"
what an ambitious young man